Posted by: coachingparents | November 4, 2008

A TOUCH OF HUMOR: PARENTS’ EXCUSES


These are actual excuse notes from parents excusing their children from missing school (includes original spelling):

~ My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
~ Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
~ Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
~ Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
~ John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
~ Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
~ Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
~ Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
~ Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
~ Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
~ Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
~ Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father’s fault.
~ I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don’t know what size she wears.
~ Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
~ Sally won’t be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
~ Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

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